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Subject: Funny n Jokes
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tuan.n 16.10.08 - 10:24am
Kiss is a key of love.Love is a lock of marriage. Marriage is a box of childerns. childerns creat problems C how much of prob a kiss can create. *
tuan.n 16.10.08 - 06:04pm
I'm thinking abt u until mid night
In my heart, pulse,blood,life is u
I need u rest of my life
all d time I care abt u
Im talking abt my studies. *
tuan.n 16.10.08 - 06:05pm
Exams r lik grl frnds;
1.Too mny Quesetions.
2.Difficult 2 undestand.
3.More Explanation z needed.
4.Result z always FAIL....! *
tuan.n 17.10.08 - 09:07am
GIRLS r Like a
Net virus:
They enter our Life,
Scan our HEARTS
Edit our mind,
Dwnload problems
& Delete our happiness.
B care full !!!! *
tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:50pm
1
message
received
1
cute friend
sent it
1
monkey reading it
1
monkey smiling
1
monkey
is still reading
1
monkey will
4wd this msg 2 anoder monkey *
tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:51pm
LYF VTHOUT U IS IMPOSSIBL.
U R IN MY BREATH.
U R IN MY BLOOD.
I CAN'T LIVE 4 A SECOND VTHOUT U.
HAY
I'M
TALKING
ABOUT
OXYGEN. *
tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:52pm
I wrote ur name on da sands , it got washed away . I wrote ur name in air , it got blown away . So i wrote it in my HEART , I got HEART ATTACK !!
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tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:53pm
Call me urgently. Bad news abt u.
Join the fool pool.... .... Forward to ur friends n see hw many fools dont read the msg fully. *
tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:54pm
I wanted to tell u this from a long long time Honey.
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGURT and Strawberry ice *
tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:56pm
UR 100% beautiful,UR 100% lovly,UR 100% sweet,UR 100% nice '& i tld every thing coz i lve u so much.Oh my dear u r 100% stupid 2 belive dese words *
tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:58pm
WELCOME TO www.human.com
Type password
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NEW MEMBER:
u r welcome
PROCESSING..
DENIED! Sorry u r not human.Try www.monkey.com !!!
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tuan.n 19.10.08 - 08:59pm
A man was carring 3 babies on a train. Lady nxt 2him akedR thy ur babies? Man repNo,i m wrking in a CONDOM factry & these r customers complaints. *
tuan.n 19.10.08 - 09:01pm
1st put ur finger 2 da hole.if da hole is too big put da other fingers to it slowly up & down.....
hey dats da way u should wash a GLASS ... *